F – So, have you heard about face and twit?
T – Yes, I have heard the chatter, and you?
F – Well, I heard some rumors flying about.
T – And do you listen to those rumors?
F – With such popular notions, who wouldn’t!
F – THE GREAT DUMMING DOWN OF AMERICA
T – WHOA, WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
F – WHAT, HAVEN’T YOU SEEN IT COMING?
T – GUESS NOT FROM MY HIGH PERCH UP HERE
F – WELL THEN, COME DOWN AND JOIN THE COMMONERS MY FRIEND!
F – where are you going my friend?
T – thought I would go find a bite to eat.
F – no, I mean in life.
T – you expect me to answer that on an empty stomach?
F – well hurry up, I am hungry too!
F – Tweet tweet little bird
T – Tweet tweet till you’re heard!
F – Tweet tweet little bird
T – Tweet tweet how absurd!
F – And so it goes…
F – perception is reality
T – umm, why did you just say that?
F – to see how you would react
T – do you think I would react differently than anyone else?
F – well yes, that’s the whole point of this conversation!
F – MY DEAR FRIEND BEWARE OF TALKING TREES
T – TALKING TREES?
F – SHH! THEY WILL HEAR US
T – HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?
F – NO, BUT MAYBE MY ABILITY TO THINK
F – we are programmed to receive
T – what…are we receiving?
F – voices in our head
T – think you need to be reprogrammed
F – it may be too late!
F – steal yer bucks
T – who did?
F – have you had “your” beans roasted lately?
T – no I have them stashed away for a rainy day
F – you are one of the smart ones my friend
f – God gave us hands for what?
t – to grab
f – so grab!
t – well maybe I will clutch
f – we all have our own talents
Hello, and welcome to our little world! We are Face and Twit two fictional characters existing in the far reaches of your mind. Feel free to use your own imagination to make sense of our nonsensical banter, because we sure can’t. We will give you a new view on life about every two weeks, so please don’t keep us waiting. Fly, crawl, walk or whatever moves you (yes, literally, did you think we meant something else?) to make your way back here for some more laughs, cries, howls, giggles, grins and our fave, snorts.
Thanks again for stoppin’ by and don’t be shy!!!
Yours faithfully and always in character,
Face & Twit